Who is KCXIEF?

I am KCXIEF.

You are KCXIEF?

No. I am KCXIEF.

Ok. What is KCXIEF?

I'm... not sure. A passion project?

Makes sense. Where is KCXIEF?

Here, here, and nowhere else.

How is KCXIEF?

Fine, thank you.

I still don't get it. What are you doing here?

I could ask you the same.